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<title>Jerry Slinger Part 2</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: Hello everybody and welcome to our special presentation for tonight...Jerry Slinger's Kinky Sex Stories...

Crowd hollers.

Jerry: That's right, tonight we are going to find out all kinds of utterly, utterly, terrifying information about our guests.

The crowd screams.

Jerry: So now, let's introduce...Dark Prof! Everybody please put your hands together!

Dark Prof walks out onto the stage dressed up like a nurse.

Dark Prof: Hi Jerry!

Jerry: Hey there Dark Prof, why don't you tell everyone here what you have to say...

Dark Prof: Well Jerry...I kind of have a special fetish...

The crowd LOVES it.

Jerry: Oh I see...and you're here to tell Rogue about it right? In the hope that your fantasies can be realised?

Dark Prof: That's right Jerry.

Again the crowd screams.

Jerry: Okay, okay then, well why don't we bring Rogue in then and see what they have to say.

Rogue appears and walks across the stage, embracing Dark Prof.

Jerry: Okay, now Rogue, you are probably wondering why you're here...

Rogue: Yes Jerry...

Jerry: Well Dark Prof why don't you tell them why they're here...

Dark Prof: Well sweety...I have brought you here to tell you that...

Rogue: You're gay?

Dark Prof: No! No, that's not it...it's just that I have, well, a sort of fetish...a fetish for enemas ...

Rogue: Oh my god!

Rogue puts their hand over their mouth. The crowd goes crazy.

Dark Prof: I was wondering if...you could, well you know...help me with it. I dressed up in this uniform for you and everything...

Rogue: Well yeah...yeah I guess...

Dark Prof: Really?

Rogue: But on one condition...

Dark Prof: Anything!

Rogue: I want you to eat chocolate sauce off my bum...

The crowd goes INSANE.

Jerry: Okay, okay, but now I have to interrupt. Because there's actually something else that somebody needs to ell you Rogue.

Crowd silences, from the shadows emerges Naughty Nikki, sitting down next to Rogue.

Naughty Nikki: Thanks Jerry...okay here's the thing...you know how important your friendship is to me Rogue...but, hell, I want MORE...

Rogue: What are you saying?

Naughty Nikki: I want to have passionate sex with you...

Dark Prof stands up rapidly from their seat. The crowd squeals with delight.

Dark Prof: Now wait just a minute!

Rogue: I...I don't know what to say...I...

Dark Prof: You say no! No is what you say!

Jerry: Okay, everyone please let's just calm down for a second, please, because it just turns out that I now have a suprise for all three of you...

Jerry points to the side entrance onto the stage and Spankmemunky appears with a big grin on their face. Dark Prof leaps out of their chair and lunges towards them, swinging wild punches...

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

The security guard pulls them apart and sits them on opposite sides of Rogue. Dark Prof wipes away the dribble of blood from their nose while Spankmemunky blinks a rapidly blackening eye.

Dark Prof: You piece of shit, you've always been jealous of me and Rogue, why don't you just face the fact that we're together? Huh?

Spankmemunky: Oh yeah you have a great relationship don't you? When was the last time you had sex? Huh?

Rogue: Only 2 hours ago actually.

The crowd explodes excitedly.

Spankmemunky's face contorts and they leap out of their chair towards Dark Prof. Dark Prof stands and scoops up their chair, swinging it at Spankmemunky in wild arcs. The security guards step in and drag them apart.

Jerry: Wait a second, wait a second, I've missed something here. Why are the two of you so angry at each other? 

Spankmemunky help me out here.

Spankmemunky: Well Jerry it's a long story...but basically I asked these two if they wanted to form a threesome with me...

Jerry: A threesome with who? Rogue and Dark Prof?

Spankmemunky: That's right Jerry, I think about them both all the time...

Rogue: Omigod! You're sick do you know that? I don't even want to see you again! I'm in love with Dark Prof and that's how it's gonna' stay!

The crowd whoops and bellows in excitement. The camera moves out into the crowd and Jerry holds the microphone out to a young woman.

Young Woman: Yeah, I have a question for you down there...Rogue, I have to ask, are you crazy not to want to get down with Dark Prof and Spankmemunky or what? I think you should consider yourself more lucky! Oh and Spankmemunky I've got something for you baby..!

The woman flashes her tits for not only Spankmemunky but the whole world to see. The crowd explodes in excitement. 

Jerry steps away and looks sternly into the camera.

Jerry: Well as much as I wish that this could go on forever, i have to draw it to a close...and so i say this - 

what have morals stooped to in society today if we are even here talking about enemas and people getting their bum's licked? People harbouring secret obsessions for best friends, others seeking comfort in the numbers of threesomes. Throughout this all we've forgotten that two of the people down there are quite possibly in love and these peoples friends should respect that rather than just seeking fulfillment of their own desires. 

Thankyou...and goodnight.

Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.

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<description><![CDATA[Scene One:

Rogue opens the door to the studio, rushing in hoping that nobody will notice the time.

Spankmemunky: You're late.

Rogue: Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.

Spankmemunky: It's okay, we were just talking about some small modifications to the new movie.

Rogue: Oh yeah?

Dark Prof: Go get changed into your...uh...uniform and we'll get rolling.

Naughy Nikki: And hurry up. I'm not getting any warmer here.

Scene Two:

Rogue rushes off to the dressing room and puts on the new 'uniform'. On the way back, the uniform gets caught on a hitachi. Rogue catches it and stuffs it into the uniforms pocket. This hitachi might come in handy. When Rogue returns he sees Naughy Nikki layed out on the bench. Rogue quickly jumps onto the bench and gets to work.

Spankmemunky: Okay...Start shooting Dark Prof.

Naughy Nikki: Oh Rogue you're so...shapely and...oh...

Rogue: Oh, Naughy Nikki you just turn me on baby.

Naughy Nikki: It's always been my ultimate fantasy to see your bum...

Rogue: You're going to see more than my bum Naughy Nikki...

Rogue reveals the bum through her nurse costume and Naughy Nikki moans with ecstacy. It doesn't take long for the action to go from 'steamy to 'incredibly-mind-blowing-oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-explode'.

Naughy Nikki: oh boy! Ohh! oh boy!

Rogue: Oh my Jebus!

Naughy Nikki: oh boy! Oh, hell yeah!

Rogue keeps up the work on Naughy Nikki, then sees a dildo next to the bench. Rogue grabs it with both hands and grins at Naughy Nikki.

Naughy Nikki: Holy shit! That's the biggest dildo I've seen in my life!

Rogue: You ain't seen nothing yet.

Rogue uses the dildo on Naughy Nikki.

Naughy Nikki: oh god! oh god! oh boy!

Rogue: Oh my god, I can't believe that.

Naughy Nikki: Oh Rogue!

Rogue: Oh Naughy Nikki!

Naughy Nikki: Ohhhh Rogue!

Rogue: Oh Naughy Nikki!

Naughy Nikki: Ohhhhhhhhhh Rogue!

Rogue: Oh for fucks sake Naughy Nikki.

Naughy Nikki: Sorry Rogue, but it's just you remind me so much of a peach, I could just eat you.

Rogue: Oh and I'd let you eat me. I love it when you call me a peach.

Naughy Nikki: Oh Rogue, you're the juiciest peach I've ever seen.

Rogue: Ohhhhh Naughy Nikki.

Rogue suddenly remembers the hiachi from earlier and pulls it out from her nurse costume. Rogue uses the hitachi on Naughy Nikki in the most flexible way possible.

Naughy Nikki: Oh my god where did that hitachi come from?

Rogue: Rogue is full of surprises.

With that Rogue falls off the bench. Unknown to Rogue Spank jumps up onto the bench.

Naughy Nikki: Oh Rogue you dirty peach.

Rogue: Oohhh Naughy Nikki...

Naughy Nikki: You dirty, DIRTY, peach!

Rogue: Ohh Naughy Nikki...Naughy Nikki?

Naughy Nikki: Rogue?

Rogue: I'm on the floor.

Naughy Nikki: What the?

Naughy Nikki looks up to see Spank on top. Naughy Nikki shrugs.

Naughy Nikki: Get over here Rogue.

Rogue: Jesus Christ...

Rogue and the Spank go to work on Naughy Nikki. A few minutes later...

Naughy Nikki: oh boy! oh god! oh god! Jebus! Anyone!
 
Dark Prof: And...CUT! That's a wrap. Fantastic, absolutely perfect, who would've thought...spank!

Dark Prof: We're going to make millions.

Rogue: Naughy Nikki?

Naughy Nikki: Rogue I can't believe we had a threesome with spank.


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<description><![CDATA[Early evening on Saturday Kate picked up a bottle of water, her car keys and toby's lead, "commonboy, lets go for a walk" toby the little black scotty pricked his ears up and wagged his tail at the sound of the word walk.

As they neared the forest car park Kate could see only a handful of cars, she pulled up next to a silver Volvo estate. Jumped out and undid the hatch back of her Micra, toby bound out and Kate slipped his lead round his neck. Kate decided to take her usual walk which was around 5 miles and would take her a good hour to complete.

As they got a little deeper into the forest Kate took the lead from around Toby's neck and placed it over her shoulder. Toby went bounding off as normal and Kate ambled along the moss covered foot path. After about 20 minutes of walking Kate sat down on a old fallen down log "Toby Toby" she shouted and like the obedient animal he was, he came bounding straight over. She sipped at her bottle of water as toby ran round and round her in circles "oh toby your such a sil" she never did get to finish that sentence. A greasy smelling hand was put over her mouth and another over her eyes.

She could hear toby barking and the bark turned to a yelp and then all was quite. Kate tried to scream but the hand clamped harder over her mouth and a youngish voice grunted in her ear to keep quite.
Her heart was pounding and she felt sick, she heard someone whispering then a loud shout "STAND UP" this time the voice was deeper this person sounded a lot older than the person that had whispered in her ear. Still with the hand over her eyes and mouth she shakily stood up. "pass it us here then" and in place of the hands something else was shoved in her mouth and over her eyes. "WALK" the older one shouted and she felt some ones hand push into the small of her back, she started walking unsteady
on her feet as she couldn't see where she was going, her head was spinning and she was trying hard not to think of what they had done to Toby.

Eventually they must have arrived at their destination as she was told by the younger one "theres a step here, over you go" and she felt another push of the hand on her back. The items covering her eyes and mouth were taken off, she went a little dizzy whilst trying to adjust to the dimly lit room, it looked like some sort of wooden shack, she tried to turn her head to see who her assailants were and she received a slap round the face. "LOOK STRAIGHT FORWARD BITCH" "now listen careful, your to go through that door straight in front of you and we want you to lay on the bed face down and when your nice and comftalbe i want you to shout to us that your ready, do you understand" "yes" said Kate rather sheepishly "I CANT HEAR YOU LITTLE SLUT WHAT DID YOU SAY" "yes" Kate said and this time made sure she was heard "that's better" "now walk" 

Kate went through the door into a smaller room with a bedside cabinet and a single wort iron bed the room smelt musty and it was damp. She lay herself down on the bed wondering what the hell would happen to her next. She shouted out "I'm ready" the younger one walked though the door "good girl" he said she turned her head to one side to see that he had mousey coloured hair tied back in a pony tail, he was rather tall and rather gaunt looking, he wore green overalls which were as greasy as his hands had smelt, he walked over to the bed and pulled out a pair of hand cuffs from his pocket
he attached one to Kate's left hand then over the intricate iron head board then the other loop of the cuffs to her right hand. He then produced some rope from the bedside cabinet and fastened these round the end bed posts and then to her ankles lastly he recovered her eyes. "I'm sorry" he said "master says he cant have you seeing him" and with that she heard the door bang.

She laid there and eventually drifted off to sleep, hours later the door to the small room opened and she heard heavy footsteps walk over to the bed where she lay. she felt someone pull down her joggers which revealed her bare bottom. Kate had never been one for underwear. Then with out any warning the person that was in the room with her bought down their hand straight down onto her bare bum, it stung to buggery and she cried out "SHUT UP BITCH" it was the older person this must have been who the mousey young one had called Master. "now lets see how wet you are and she could feel his hands rubbing all over her thighs and gently they moved to her slightly damp pussy, she could feel his fingers easing her lips open "hmmm not to bad, lets see how many of these babies i can fit up you" and then she could feel 2 of his fingers slip into her "ah that's good lets get you a little more lubricated" in and out his fingers went she tried hard not to enjoy it but he was rubbing her clit to and his was something that really got Kate going, she started moaning "that's my good little girl enjoying this are we" Kate just nodded, then she felt his fingers leave her dripping wet pussy.

She heard him open the cabinet draw and wonder what he was pulling out from there, "OUCH" Kate screamed something else was bought down on her bare bum this time it was more stingy and cold it felt very much like Toby's lead "hmm did that hurt little bitch" Kate mumbled "yes it really hurt" "well that's what its meant to do" she felt more of the stingy thing come down on her bum it was burning and she knew that if she ever got through this she wouldn't be able to sit comftabley for a while.

The older man known as master untied her ankles and then undid the cuffs "now i want you to turn over and go on all fours" she did as she was told, then she felt more slaps on her bum this time with his hand. "now i want you to stay like that whilst i go and sort myself out" sort himself out what was that meant to mean, she heard him walk away but the door to the room didn't open or shut, he must still be in the room she thought.

A little while latter more footsteps towards her, she felt him get onto the bed and maneuver himself behind her, he slipped his fingers back into her moist pussy, he started rubbing her clit again and this made her dripping wet "now let see how much of this you can take" and he rammed his cock into her, she winced as he rammed it further into her tight wet pussy "good girl good girl you like this don't you, you little slut" faster and harder his hard cock rammed into her, then he pulled out and she felt his warm cum trickle all over her bare bum. "lets get those trousers back on that wet arse
of yours bitch" he did help her with her joggers once they were back on he said"lay on your back bitch" she did as she was told and her hands and feet were bound together, he picked her up and slung her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "right lets get you back to that manky mutt of yours" 

They must be walking back through the forest she could feel the cool night air, she imagined that her ordeal had lasted for several hours. He slung her off his shoulder and lay her down "now little bitch I'm going to undo these ropes and your to lay there like a good girl until you hear the car drive away then you can take the blindfold off, you will find the mutt in the car park"

she heard him walk away and then the sound of a engine start she removed the blind fold to see the silver Volvo estate drive away and her little Toby tied on a rope type leash to a near by tree she had never been so happy to see Toby standing there wagging his tail.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: Today on the Jerry Slinger Show, our guests will be revealing their deepest secrets to their partners, and boy are those secrets deep. Our first guest today is Dark Proff who has come all the way from The States.

Dark Proff: walks out onto the stage and the crowd cheers madly.

Jerry: So Dark Proff, you're here to reveal a hidden secret to your partner Rogue, is that right?

Dark Proff: Yes Jerry, that's right. I think it's time I finally came clean.

Crowd: Oooohhhhhhh!

Jerry: Should we bring Rogue out?

Dark Proff: Well, I guess that's what I'm here for.

Jerry: Okay, let's welcome Rogue!

The crowd cheers wildly.

You walk out to the stage with the bright lights and the cheering crowd and take a seat next to Dark Proff.

Jerry: Welcome to the show Rogue, it's great to have you with us.

You: Thanks Jerry, it's great to be here.

Jerry: So how long have you and Dark Proff been together?

You: About 2 years now.

Jerry: Well Dark Proff here has asked you to come on our show so that they could tell you something, do you have any idea what they have to tell you?

You: No Jerry, I have no idea.

Jerry: Well I guess it's time to find out! Dark Proff what did you want to reveal to Rogue today?

Dark Proff: Well Jerry, a couple of things have changed since Rogue and I have been together.

You look at Dark Proff suspiciously.

Jerry: And what are those changes Dark Proff?

Dark Proff: Well, I've been working a second job at nights to bring in a bit more money at home.

You nod, Dark Proff has been working at the local 7/11 at nights.

Jerry: What exactly is the second job you've taken on?

Dark Proff: Well you see, Rogue thinks that I've been working nightshift over at the 7/11, but the truth is that I've been selling my body for money.

The crowd goes insane!

You are stunned, you're not sure whether to believe Dark Proff or not, but considering they've just made this confession in front of the world, you figure they're probably telling the truth. You slide your chair away from your partner.

You: How long has this been going on for?

Dark Proff: About three months now. I was going to tell you but I could never find the right time...

You: And you thought that here on national television was the best possible time you could choose to tell me?

The crowd starts booing and jeering at Dark Proff as though possessed!

Dark Proff: Well, I thought it might be a bit easier for you to take here on Jerry. I was only doing it so that we had enough money.

You: We HAVE enough money. You're working during the day as a Professor  and I work full time  Teaching and that brings home more than enough money. We've always gotten along just fine without you going around the place whoring your body off.

Crowd: Oooohhhhhh!

Dark Proff: Well I wanted to buy you nice things, how do you think I could afford to buy you that symbian?

You: You bought me that with your whore money? You know what you can do with that symbian? You can stick it up your ass!

The crowd cheers and screams loudly in your favour. They begin chanting 'dirty whore' at your partner.

Dark Proff: But sweet p, I was only doing it for you!

You: Doing it for me, my ass! Get your dirty whores body out of my sight right now! Maybe I've got a confession of my own to make...

Crowd: Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Jerry: You have something to confess to Dark Proff? Well why don't we hear it?!

You: Well Jerry, I've been sleeping with someone else while Dark Proff here has been out working at nights.

Dark Proff: What the hell?

You: That's right Dark Proff, me and Naughty Nikki have been getting it on while you've been sleeping around with total strangers.

Dark Proff: Actually, they weren't all total strangers... Spankmemunky is one of my regular clients, as well as Silent Perv.

Once again you are stunned. The crowd goes absolutely crazy.

Jerry: Well, we certainly seem to have some serious revelations on our hands today ladies and gentlemen!

Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: And it just so happens that we have Naughty Nikki, Spankmemunky and even Silent Perv waiting backstage! 

Let's bring them out!

The crowd is standing and cheering. Excitement levels are high.

Naughty Nikki, Spankmemunky and Silent Perv all walk out onto the stage. 

Naughty Nikki kisses you and the crowd cheers even louder. All three guests take seats.

Jerry: Welcome to the show folks. Now, let me get this straight... Dark Proff is a prostitute who works nights, Spankmemunky and Silent Perv are two regular clients and during this time Rogue has been spending nights with Naughty Nikki.

Dark Proff: How could you do this to me Rogue?

You: How could I do this to YOU? You're the one whoring your body all over town!

Dark Proff:Yeah, but you didn't know about that until today!

You: And Spankmemunky, why in the hell didn't you tell me what was going on?

Spankmemunky: Dark Proff told me that you already knew and said that it was okay... I was kind of hoping that maybe one day we could all hook up for a threesome...

You: OH MY GOD, are you people all insane?

Silent Perv: Actually yes, I was diagnosed as clinically insane right after that err... Incident. The doctor recommended I see a prostitute on a regular basis so that my sex cravings don't consume me, and boy is Dark Proff good.

Silent Perv winks at Dark Proff. You leap up from your seat, rushing towards Silent Perv. Big Brad holds you back.

Crowd: Brad! Brad! Brad!

You: I don't have to put up with this Jerry. It's over between us Dark Proff.

Crowd: Oooohhhhhh!

Dark Proff looks visibly upset at this and stands up.

Dark Proff: Wait! Wait! There's one more thing I brought you here to tell you Rogue, please just hear me out.

You: I'm not sure I want to hear anything else you have to say.

Dark Proff: Well I'm hoping this will change your mind...

Dark Proff holds out a small box towards you. The crowd cheers.

Dark Proff: I know everything you've heard has been a lot for you to take in. But the other reason I brought you here was to tell you that I'm done with whoring and that I only want to be with you...

You: Hmm.

Dark Proff: Rogue... Will you marry me, right now, on Slinger?

You: Right now?

Silent Perv: No! Dark Proff you can't do this!

Spankmemunky: We need you!

Naughty Nikki: What about me?

You stand for a moment unsure of what to do. Then you look Dark Proff in the eyes and say...

THE END ]]></description>
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