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"Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.
You Cum What You Eat
Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body's other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate's smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the next day? It's in your semen as well, and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.
While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.
Sweet As Pie
It will come as a disappointment to all you party people, but the surest way to nicer tasting splooge is clean living. Cut back on your vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (except maybe for Viagra), and junk food. Word is that vegetarians, both men and women, taste better, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. Indulge in lots of fresh fruits and veggies, and drink lots of juice and water.
Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make you cum sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.
At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well, oniony. And vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. Strongly spiced dishes, like curries, can also carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet. But it's something to keep in mind: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.
Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.
A Magic Pill
There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don't expect miracles.
One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.
Be Consistent
Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen; being dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum.
Drink Up
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though we can't make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results."
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hahaha done a few experiments.
strawberries makes for slightly sweeter sperm
pineapple very sweet yum yum
mangoes strange taste sweet and sour hahaha
oranges omg forget it
my fave has got to be grapes not to sweet and very tasty mmmm
now can i give my jaw a rest...i been a busy girl ha ha
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I think of this rule......
Whatever You Put IN Your Body, Comes Out In Some Way!!!
I don't know how much difference it makes b/c each person is different but I do know this from experience............Users of the green leaf are Sure to have a bitter taste!
I had a friend who would utilize the green leaf and I always knew when he did it b/c he would be Very nasty tasting to me. When he had not been using, it really had no taste at all!
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test me lol
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"Semen, or cum, is actually made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) and proteins; sperm accounts for only about one percent (1%) of its total volume and the rest is made up of trace minerals and nutrients.
Many guys are concerned with what their semen tastes like. First of all, you can stress to your partner that semen will not make a person fat. It contains only about 12 to 15 calories per ejaculation; the same amount found in gelatin or egg white.
Some people say that semen tastes bitter, salty, or even acrid. So for loads of exciting fun in the bedroom, you can make your partner swallow your cum if you make your cum taste better.
Since semen is excreted by the body, its taste and smell would most likely be affected by what you eat and drink. What is the best diet for better-tasting cum?
For one, you should start living a clean and healthy lifestyle. Say no to alcohol, drugs and nicotine. Avoid junk foods and instead have lots of fruits and greens in your diet. Plus, drink a lot of liquids (water).
Drinking fruit juices from pineapple, citrus, and cranberry is also known to make your cum taste sweeter. Throw in melon, mango, apple, or grape, and other fruits that are high in sugar. Likewise, vegetables like parsley and celery are recommended.
There are also some foods that you should steer clear of. Fish and red meat produce a bitter, fishy taste because of their alkaline content. Chemically-processed alcohol can also make your semen taste bitter. Instead, try naturally fermented drinks for a change. Garlic and onion are likely to produce strong odors since they are high in sulfur; so lay off on these.
A better-tasting semen is good; but having extra loads of better-tasting semen is better. The volume of your load depends upon a number of concerns, including age, heredity, and general health. We practically can't change our age and genetics, but we could instead make dietary adjustments. There are various supplements that you can take like zinc oxide, Horny Goat Weed, L-Arginine, L-Lysine which are supposed to boost quantity of your load."
(http://ezinearticles.com/?Your-Semen-and-You&id=223947)
Yup i googled it ;-}}
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Whoa, really? Where did you read that? I've always wondered...
I don't know the magic recipe but whether a guy is well-hydrated or not certainly makes a difference. Water is healthy anyway, drink up!
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hmmmmmm a short bus research project here ;-}}}
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yumm I`ll volunteer the taste test baz <img src="http://image01.content.rude.com/content/image/messageboardsmile/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0" />
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Mangoes would produce a tasty ejaculate i'm sure... <img src="http://image01.content.rude.com/content/image/messageboardsmile/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0" />
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The Pineapple lobby has some public service ads to get out it seems & With obesity the issue that it is in America - I can see it now - nutritional labeling ;-}}} I'd luv to see some Vids of those Skillz Shell - maybe you can tape a research study on the Pineapple theory ;-}
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That's right Taz..."but I like cracked pepper". <img src="http://image01.content.rude.com/content/image/messageboardsmile/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0" />
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we are on the same page baz!
2010-02-16T08:45:32-05:00
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I guess I'd better change my diet of olives and anchovies... <img src="http://image01.content.rude.com/content/image/messageboardsmile/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" border="0" />
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Haven't really researched it in my own sex life, but I've always heard that fruits and healthier foods do tend to make it taste better,especially pineapple as a few others have already mentioned.
And unfortunately, the woman I am with right now isn't the craziest about letting me cum in her mouth to find out, unless she's in a very specific mood.
2010-02-16T03:33:42-05:00
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I actually have experimented with this one a bit with DH. Indeed a diet higher in stuff like pineapple juice (sweet fruits in general from my experience) does indeed change the taste. It takes a couple of days of doing it to notice it but to I do suggest if you do like the sweeter taste then for any one reading, have him try drinking a good sized glass (don't go over board or you're bond to have other problems) of pineapple juice every day for 3days and then 'taste' him <img src="http://image01.content.rude.com/content/image/messageboardsmile/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0" />
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