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<title>Confessions of a sexual adventuress 01</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Date: 1 October, 2007

Coo, what a week. Went down to the wilds of Devon last weekend to a lovely and isolated spot on the North West Devon coast right at the point where Devon and Cornwall meet. The weather was a bit wild and windy but looking out over the pounding surf was magnificent.

As ever, whenever we go anywhere, the cameras travelled with us and despite the chilly conditions we managed to fit in a few rude photo and video moments - some of which might even make it here. 

Alex and I met quite a few nice folk, had a lovely time, some excellent sex and a really surreal but highly erotic interlude at a public loo on the A39 not far south of Barnstaple.

What happened was we were driving home and I really needed to pee so I said for Alex to pull over at the next layby. Just as I said this we saw a sign for a picnic area with loos and, since it was a fairly gusty night a widdle out of the wind was pretty attractive to this girl. We pulled in and the place was deserted so Alex hits on the idea of a few pics of me, naked except for holdups and heels, standing and widdling in the gents. Fair enough, sounds like fun, so I wriggle out of my dress and undies, throw a coat on and we dive out of the car and into the loo.

As gents loos go it wasn't too bad - the wind outside was blowing hard and I guess that was freshening the air. Anyway, I slipped out of my coat and draped it on the hot air blower to keep it off the floor. Alex gets the camera and I start giving it the pre piddle poses. The wind was quite noisy so we didn't hear the other car arrive and the first I knew was hearing the outside door bang open and footsteps coming in. No time for coat so I dived into the nearest cubicle (end one) and shut the door. I heard the footsteps cross the floor to the trough and stop. I couldn't see who it was but I knew Alex was still out there so I wasn't unduly worried (actually, I was horny as hell - narrow squeeks tend to do that for me ).

Alex filled me in on this bit of the tale afterwards. As I dived into the cubicle he had turned to the urinal and made like he was having a wee slipping the camera into its case on his belt. Our interloper was a chap in his mid forties, casually dressed but smart. He stood at the urinal and flipped his dick out like he was going to pee. "OK" thinks Alex, "he'll be gone in a few moments" - but no, several minutes pass and he's still there. During this time I am keeping dead quiet but starting to feel a tad shivery so I started having a surreptitious rub of my pussy to take my mind off the chill.

Alex takes a sneaky side glance to see if the chap is anywhere near finished and realises that, instead of pissing this guy is slowly rubbing his cock which is now sticking out of his fly like a flagpole. The guy catches Alex's eye, smiles and turns slightly towards him, displaying his stiffie. The event now has the makings of a French Farce. Alex, who to be fair is posessed of a degree of bisexuality in that being around other guys in sexual situations doesn't bother him, is standing at the washbasin end of the urinal facing the wall his cock 'half hard and playful' from photographing me. The other guy is at the far end of the trough with a very much aroused and reasonably sized dick in his hand - half facing Alex, slowly and deliberately wanking himself. I am less than three feet away from him in the cubicle behind him, essentially naked and wanking my twat. Neither chap knows what I am doing (although Alex swears he guessed because he knows I am a dirty minded cow) - I have no idea what is going on outside the cubicle 'cos I can't see through the door - there is a three inch hole that has been dug out of the wall between the cubicles but I can't see anything other than the interior of the next cubicle through it. Alex's would be new friend obviously thinks Alex is alone and must be 'cruising' because he hasn't zipped up and left. Alex can't leave because I'm still in the end box and my coat is over by Alex. Quelle dichotome !!!

The universe holds it's breath for a moment then I hear Alex say "Uh, you gay or bi mate?" Before the chap can answer the door bangs open again (I swear you guys all shoulder charge those doors) and I hear another set of footsteps that proceed quickly across the floor then the door of the cubicle next to mine slams shut and the bolt goes home. Yes, thanks to the howling wind none of us heard the next car draw up !!! Our new player in this farce drops the seat and grunts as he sits down.

This changes the dynamic somewhat. Alex and the wanker are saying nothing in case of offending the mystery guest in box number 2. The naked me in box number 1 is trying to work out where I can stand that is out of sight of the gloryhole between 1 and 2 - it rapidly becomes apparent to me that short of climbing on the bowl and pressing myself into the corner there is nowhere - and climbing in those heels is not an option. So I stay where I am with the thought of:- If he's a prude he won't look, if he's gay he'll piss off, if he likes women he'll have a letch - so I might as well carry on wanking !!!

I watched the hole and saw it darken as a shadow fell across it. By leaning my body slightly I just caught a glimpse of an eye at the aperture then I heard an involuntary whispered gasp of "Ohh fuuuuck yeahhh" followed by a decidedly fabric sounding scrabbling. I grinned, typical response heard many times at dogging sites - when faced with unexpected titties man breaks zip in blind rush to extract cock. I peeped. Yup, trousers and boxers at half mast, woody in hand and pumping ... back came the eye and I went into my 'flaunt the lot' routine - with added fingering !!!

Now, when I am really turned on I am not quiet, not earsplittingly loud you understand but reasonably vocal. So, there am I, a rampant exhibitionist, nakey in a Gents with three guys and being peeped by a stranger whilst I wanked my twat and kneaded my big tits. Turned on ? Just a hell of a lot thank you very much. I was hotter than a cherry pop tart jammed in a tescos toaster. I was a'friggin and a'moanin' - my peeper got into the spirit of the thing and, cautious whispers forgotten, was urging me on through the wall with cries of "Yeah do it, do it faster you dirty bitch, ohhh god you're fantastic, show your arse, your tits, your cunt, rub it, finger your hole etc., etc., etc." and from the sound of his nylon padded jacket his fist was pumping a million miles an hour.

Meanwhile, back at the urinal communications had been restored. Apparently Alex and the wanker had stood for a while in silence, each contemplating the wall until they head the whispered "Ohh fuuuuck yeahhh" from my peeper - at which point Alex had started grinning ... because he guessed and was bob on. The other guy had looked at him with a "Whaddafuckisgoinon?" expression so Alex had repeated his earlier question "Gay or bi?". The chap had looked a little nonplussed but admitted to being bi. Alex had produced a condom, told him to put it on and just keep his cock hard if he wanted a bit of fun. "Is there a woman in there?" said the guy listening to my squeeking. Alex says he just grinned in reply and nodded to the chap who had eyes like saucers now.

With a series of grunts worthy of a warthog in rut and a sound like a cheap shell suit reaching warp speed my peeper climaxed, falling backwards and bouncing heavily off the door of trap number two. I was really close, just another minute would do it. "Stay watching you bastard, stay ..." but no - the rustle of nylon, the slip of bolt, the bang of door and Hi Ho Chavvie, awayyyyy - who was that masked peeper? I swear I heard strains of the William Tell overture as his car roared away !!!

So I'm on the edge, blood singing in my ears, minge like Niagra and nipples I could engrave glass with ... I need to cum ... I need to cum soooooo bad !!! "Alexxxxx" !!! I pulled the bolt and threw back the door - and came face to face with a total stranger wearing a rather comical mixed expression of alarm and lust on his face and a condom on his exposed and rigid dick. We exchanged not one word.

I grabbed him by the lapels spun him around and pushed him back into box number one where he fell onto the toilet seat half slumped against the wall, cock to the vertical. I straddled and slammed down then rode him like a thoroughbred (I have always had a good 'seat' and my rising twot was the talk of the pony club in my youth). I felt him start to swell so I gripped with my knees and headed for the finish line at full gallop. Whoo hoo did I cum, my cunt muscles clamped and I rode the wave. I think he came halfway through but I was rather preoccupied so can't swear to the timing.

I couldn't move - then Alex appeared at the door with my coat saying "If madam would care to put this on I suggest a departure would be prudent" (yes, he really does talk like that sometimes - it can be a bit disturbing ). He helped me up and assisted me from the cubicle - a jelly legs moment. As we left I looked back, my erstwhile steed was still slumped on the loo, a big stupid grin on his face, a full condom on his shrinking cock ... and a simply huge wet stain across his trouser crotch, front and down both legs ... ah yes, now I remember how this started ... I needed a pee didn't I ? We departed - with some alacrity !!!

Love n stuff
UKrudegirl
xxx
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<description><![CDATA[Date: 3 October, 2007

I nipped out lunchtime to get a new party top or three. I popped into one of my favorite shops ... not a huge place like Debenhams but quite big compared to many. Several items caught my eye so grabbing them off the rails I headed for the changing cubicles. I noticed that the cubicles were rather poorly made ... obviously thrown together by shopfitters on bonus ... Gaps between the joints and misdrilled screw holes ... just to the left of the mirror the gap was at least 1/4 of an inch on one section !!! I notice these things because I adore being 'peeped' so I do pay attention to potential opportunity !!!

I was just trying on the third of my choices when I heard a tiny scuffling sound from behind the mirror ... my 'peeper sense' was tingling ... I just knew that someone was watching through the gap !!!

Time to tease ... I tried on the last two choices then standing in my bra and jeans I thoughtfully picked up one of the first ones ... a very sheer pale cream and held it against my skin looking in the mirror. I paused and then ... as if making up my mind I turned my back on the mirror and begain to unclip my bra ... I heard an almost imperceptable exhale from my watcher ... a muffled sigh ... he had been resigned to just a glimpse of clevage and undies and now all the signs were he might get full tits !!!

Bra unclipped I turned to the mirror holding my bra on with both hands ... I looked at myself for a moment then dropped the bra picked up the top and slipped it on ... it was pretty see through !!! Looking at my reflection I ran my hands over the material pulling it tight so my stiff nips poked the material into peaks ... I fingertipped my nipples and licked my lips all the while looking at myself in the mirror ... lost in a world of my own as it seemed.

I slowly undid my jeans then slid them down to my knees followed by my panties which were now quite damp !!! I turned and bent right over as I slipped them off one leg after the other ... I knew my watcher was getting a really good view of my arse and crack and I could just make out the rhythmic sound of shirt cuff against trouser ... guys ... you make quite a lot of noise when you wank you know !!! LOL

Time to let him wonder if I know I thought ... so ... still bent over I scratched a little at my bum cheek which pulled it to give quick glimpses of my li'l brown hole then I suddenly grabbed both cheeks and pulled them wide apart !!! That did it ... I heard a distinct although muffled moan and the rhythmic sound got louder and faster !!!

Going for broke I threw the clothes off the chair pulled it towards the corner sat down and planted my feet wide either side of the corner about 3 feet up the wall ... my peeper was staring straight up my puss with my big DD tits well on display !!! One hand gripping and squeezing my tit and the other fingering off ... two fingers pumping in and out of my sopping wet twat... my watcher didn't last long ... I heard the grunting sound of a cum from my invisible fan which took me over the edge too !!!

Who was he ??? No idea ... maybe a shop worker ... maybe a cleaner ... old ... young ... who cares ... we were two people who shared an anoymous experience that got us both off !!! I love this game so watch out for me ... you never know where I might pop up ... or out !!! LOL

God I need a fuck now !!! LOL

Love n stuff
UKrudegirl
xxx

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<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:36:38 -0500</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Date:  October, 2007

Alex and I had been to drop his Aunt off in Hampshire where she lives. Once she had been reinstalled in her house we left for the drive home. We stopped at a pub on the A3 and I nipped to the ladies where I changed from my 'respectable' outfit of jeans and top into one of my 'fun slut' outfits - stockings, heels, mini and laceup crop top - real 'fuck me' rig. We left the pub and started driving north up the A3 - Alex driving and me playing with my kitty. I undid his trousers and was sucking him as he drove when he suddenly said "That looks like a possible place for a shag" and turned off the main road near a place called Liphook - kind of appropriate really. 

So we pulled in right by some woods, gathered ourseves together and left the car intending to find a suitable spot for a little outdoor fun. We followed a path through the trees (it was a fairly bright moonlit night - a little chilly but I was feeling so horny that was no problem) and then I heard a sound. I looked around and eventually spotted a figure standing really close to a tree almost hidden in the gloom. Now I may be outrageous and horny but not stupid - we were in an area I didn't know so my policy in such situations is to strike up a conversation with whoever and get the 'lie of the land' ... before becoming the 'lay of the land' 

Anyway - although a bit taken aback the chap was happy enought to chat. It turned out that the path lead through the woods to another road where there was another layby - and that one was a bit of a dogging spot. Our new friend said that there were a few folk down there but no action that night. Well, I just had to go take a peep so off we went. There were several males about and after strutting about flashing my tiny knickers I felt like the pied piper cos they were all following me - at a distance of course.

There was this kind of rustic wooden fence made out of poles and just beyond it what looked like a grassy clearing so I said to Alex "Lets go that way and see what happens" - when we got to the fence it was a little higher than I had thought and there was no way I was going to climb over in my heels so I decided I would wriggle between the top two poles. I managed to get my head, shoulders and tits through the gap then discovered that I just couldn't swing my body right to get my legs through. Alex bent down to help and I whispered "No, lets pretend I'm stuck" so we started this conversation about how I was trapped - me bent over with my short skirt ridden up over my arse and my panties on display to the world. My group of followers were getting a good eyeful and could hear every word.

Alex then said what a silly bugger I was - that it served me right and I should pay a forefit for getting stuck. Of course I protested but he begain rubbing my arse and pussy over my panties and after a few moments my protestations grew less and I began to wriggle my arse suggestively. He slowly pulled my panties down to my knees and began to finger me - I was very wet and squelchy. The guys got nearer - this looked like being the show of the evening. One bold soul asked "Do you mind if I watch?" so I said "Ooh - er - um ..." all indicisive like but Alex said "Not at all - she has got stuck and its forefit time for being silly." I supressed a giggle as he flipped his stiff cock out and slid it straight into my sopping wet cunt.

Several of the guys had their cocks out and were pulling hard as Alex pounded into me making my big titties jiggle under my top. I felt Alex slide out of me then heard him say "I think she will need help to get free - but whilst she is like that why don't we take a little advantage of the situation?" He distributed condoms and for the next hour I remained bent over - pretending to be 'trapped' as one after the other the guys took me from behind.

My arse was groped, my clitty rubbed, my top unlaced so my big DD titties swung free and were give a good 'feel up' - I had several 'spitroast' moments untill finally I was all 'cummed out'. The guys helped me extricate myself and I flopped down sitting with my back to the fence. Alex was not done yet though. There were still 3 guys left who had full balls so he said "C'mon lads - give her one last oiling" and I ended the night having hot spunk splashed all over my boobies - I think we might be visiting Auntie again !! LOL

Love n stuff
UKrudegirl
xx

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<description><![CDATA[Date: 30 December, 2007

Heeerrres Rudie ...

Christmas Eve is here by golly
'Tis the season to be jolly
I just sat upon the holly
Got twelve pricks in my arse - not nice !!! 

I actually wrote this in notepad before the holiday - then forgot to post it ! Ooops ... anyway - here it is now.

Just back from last minute shopping ... oh those crowds all pushing and jostling ... I had my arse grabbed a few times, but nothing unusual there. I did get frotted in a carpark lift though. 

We had parked on the top of the multi story car park. Having done the shops we got to the lifts and there were loads of people waiting. A lift arrived and we all piled in, me with arms full of shopping squeezed into the middle dressed as in the picture ('cept I did have my tits in). The press of people was so great that my arse was thrust into the crotch of a chap behind me. Multi story car park lifts are not known for their speed plus there was some delay in getting the doors to close and the appropriate buttons pressed. As ever I was wearing heels ... ah, vanity over comfort ... and I had been on my feet for several hours so I was unthinkingly shifting my weight from foot to foot ... which naturally caused a certain movement in the muscles of my bum cheeks.

As the lift jerked into motion I became aware of a certain hardness developing in that which my bum was pressed against (short jacket, thin dress, mmmm) so with some effort I managed to turn my head and meet the eye of my close fellow shopper. He gave me a weak apologetic smile and shrugged his shoulders (the only real gesture possible in the space) as if to say "sorry but it's not deliberate'. I flashed him a smile of understanding, then a wicked wink and then pressed my bum harder into his crotch, flexing my well trained arse muscles against his stiffie. I felt him push back against me in response, moving his hips oh so very slightly so as not to attract attention but just enough to increase the sensation to his rigid cock.

The ride to the top story took only a few minuets, the lift pausing at every floor to let people out and admit one or two more christmas shoppers ... nevertheless ... we frotted all the way up ... even when there was an increase in space !!! Alex and I stepped out of the lift at the top. I turned and smiled at my frotteur who gave me a huge grin ... reached out ... and pressed the down button !!! Obviously his car was on a lower level and he had gone passed his stop bless him !!! This left both Alex and I horny as hell but we still had some bits left to do so off we drove to the garden centre to grab a few gifts for parents (all keen gardeners).

I like the garden centre ... it has those wonderful open trellis type stairways that are perfect for 'accidental' upskirt peepers ... my trick is to have Alex down below, I go halfway up then lean over the handrail and call to him to tell him that I am going up to the next floor. This has the effect of making most of the guys below look up ... and once their eyes are up ... they tend to stay up !!! I then stay on the stairs waiting for Alex to join me ... if I'm feeling particularly naughty or I have spotted a guy that is obviously appreciating the view I may bend to innocently fiddle with my shoe strap whilst I wait !!!

Anyway ... did the garden centre ... got the bits and a few broad grins ... then paused in the car park for a quick tits out flashing picture before driving home for a good shafting and a post to me blog !!!

Looking forward to tomorrow (Christmas Day) ... this year we are going to have the webcam active so if anyone finds themselves at a loose end ... my tight end might just be available for a show !!! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!

Love n stuffing
UKrudegirl
xxx 
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