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<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 07:32:23 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>42:54 - Masturbation Marathon: Turbo Edition!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 10:56:36 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>10:09 - Watch Me Digest My Full Meal</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 13:38:34 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>10:51 - Relearning How to Blow Your Naughty Nose</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 10:48:22 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>11:33 - Sliding the Vibrating Vacuum Handle Deep</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 14:05:36 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>6:41 - Challenged to Make Funny Faces</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 12:48:28 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>9:34 - Teasing Your Small Dick Until You Come</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:45:45 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>13:06 - English Teacher Gets Turned on by Story</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:24:12 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>3:42 - Playing with a Whoopee Cushion</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:26:39 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>9:03 - Your Coworker Orgasms Thinking of You</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:39:43 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>12:19 - Your Coworker Appears in Lingerie</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:54:40 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>5:55 - My First Time Farting on Camera!</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:21:49 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>27:10 - Caught Watching Your Hot &amp; Horny Coworkr</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:57:58 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>7:40 - Peek into Your Coworker's Private Life</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:16:11 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>6:45 - Your Coworker Shows You Her Big Breasts</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:52:16 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>7:29 - Showering My Breasts with Sneezes</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:44:20 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>16:49 - Your Step Mom Lures You into Cumming</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:20:08 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>6:39 - Your Hot Coworker Shows You Her Pussy</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:03:16 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>12:19 - Showering and Blow-Drying My Long Hair</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:33:36 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>14:48 - Dying My Long Hair Royal Blue</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:03:33 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>12:41 - Maid Struggles with Shoes Too Small</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:38:26 -0400</pubDate>
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